Say what you will about the X-Men: Evolution comics, but there are two little things in them that are too fantastic not to address. One of those things is the idea that the X-Men practise yoga. The other is that Logan is their yoga teacher.
. . . Mind, Storm is also their teacher, but what if Logan had to lead the class by himself? Come on, you know you wouldn't be able to resist, either.
Besides which, Logan is nothing if not a real man, and real men practise yoga. That is a simple and absolute fact which you may take to the bank
And yes, those are actual yoga positions. Mind, those three are rather advanced ones. And Logan is totally bluffing, here. I trust he knows full well that poses like that can take years to work up to . . . But his students don't have to know that, right?
Personally, I am incredibly fond of Standing Half-Bound Lotus (it feels SO GOOD on the shoulders, hamstrings and hips). I'm currently working toward mastering a Peacock (essentially a Scorpion with the legs pointing straight up). One of my New Year's resolutions is to have it down by the end of this year. Wish me luck, won't you? I would not, however, recommend getting stock in any Fala Elephant Trunks.
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Characters belong to Steven E. Gordon, Marvel, the WB and other people who are not me. In this context, this includes Devon Grayson, who apparently has just a wee bit of joint custody of them (an arrangement which may not be entirely healthy for them, come to mention it).
all:*raises hand*
me:*raises hand all so*wtf did you just do i cant do that!!!
RUN.